Muscles has been working out of town for the past two months and I miss him.. ALOT! I get to see him on the weekend, but taking care of Ace solo and sleeping alone 5 days out of 7 really start to get old.. FAST!
Anyway, on to a much happier note.. let me share with you things that make me smile =)
It's that time of the year again...
::insert Psycho soundtrack::
Spicy cock flavoured.. Actually, I'm really not that hungry!
Is it really worth it?
I guess now we know why his friends call him "stinky finger"
That's just funny!!
Just too trippy to pass up
Some people get what they deserve... and I hope he gets it.
This really isn't funny, but Caleb and I will randomly throw out the "10 points" when there's a pedestrian or runner out, so I get it, on that sick and disturbing level lol
This one just kills me
Now, this is a guy that might have actually had potential
I LOVE all of the Chuck Norris jokes
Airport Security
Sure, I'll take my panties and shoes off and put them on the conveyor belt. Now please stop playing solitaire long enough to make sure there isn't a bomb in them!
Hope you all have a great weekend!!
3 comments:
Lol...Those are hilarious..I live with a girl scout so I can never escape it.. :)
OH. EM. GEE. You just made my Friday. ALL of them made me LOL. I'm sitting here at my desk and people are like "Why are you crying...?"
We do the "Tiiimmmmaay" joke alot in our house so I'll be passing that on to my husband.
Hey, thanks for the comment! You're pretty funny too! I CANNOT believe that Yoga instructor! He's raping those women! I just kept staring at that picture and thinking, "Can't they feel his hand on their vadge?" Hell. I'd be pissed.
And great job on the working out! You're a hotty! 120 would be AMAZING to see pop up on the scale, but 110 would knock me out cold. You'll get it!
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