Let me just begin by making it very VERY clear! F You Missouri! = FUCK YOU MISSOURI!! Incase there was any confusion there...
Not only do you charge us personal property tax on each and everything that we have BOUGHT and PAID for and ALREADY paid our TAXES upon purchasing it, well that's just not enough! So why not tax us EVERY YEAR for the property we already own. You know, WHY NOT?!
Inground swimming pool? Sounds nice! Ya, you'd pay taxes on that EVERY YEAR!
Four wheelers, dirtbikes, cars.. check, check, AND CHECK!!
Even if your car is a 1923 geo metro they will STILL charge you personal property tax on it, because well they're cool like that. (Obviously some people's personal property taxes are more than their vehicle is even worth)
So when you, for some unknown reason, decide that my husband has a GIANT bullseye on his car and have your officers pull him over at LEAST once a month and issue him a citation every month. Let me just say how much I appreciate how our officers are out "serving and protecting" us.. by issuing a ticket for an expired license. Wow, THANK YOU OFFICER DICK FACE!
Obviously, last year issuing 5 speeding tickets just WASN'T ENOUGH!!
10 mph over at 4:30 in the morning? Sure, why not! After all, you are protecting all the innocent pedestrians out and about!
So for you to pull my husband over today when he is indeed NOT speeding and give him a ticket for having an expired license plate, well thank you again! I mean he didn't just get pulled over on Veteran's Day after making a right hand turn at a stop sign and apparently didn't stop all the way. He was on his way to my office, with my son in the backseat, to bring me and my co-workers donuts. Thank you, for protecting me and my fellow citizens from that crazy California-roller! (He could obviously smell the donuts and pulled him over as a deploy to sneak some donuts) Any why on earth didn't THAT cop say something about the expired plate? Hmm...
So not only did you issue the life saving ticket for his expired license plate, but you took it a step further and gave him a ticket for not having his most current insurance card in the car.. cherry on the top of the shit cake!
Seriously.. you are too kind!! And by too kind I mean I hope you die alone.
Please, at least let us bend over and lube up first next time..
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I hate that...that happened to me when I used to live in East Orlando..I got pulled over for the dumbest shit.
Going 10 miles over the speed limit @ 430 on my way to work....check
Then seriously one week later I get pulled over again for "speeding" as well as a click it or ticket....bullshit i tell you, bullshit.
I'm sensing a disturbance in your force.;)
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