I'm just going to repost last years Valentine's Day post.
I was a V-Day genius!
This year, eh, not so much. So let's just relive the year that trumps them all!!
(Originally posted Feb. 17th, 2010)
So I have been bragging on my
AWESOME Valentines Day surprise long enough.. so here are the details..
It started off as an
idea in my genius little mind where it then blossomed into a full fledged
PLAN!
Let me set the stage..
I had told Muscles that I had a surprise planned for him for Saturday night, and that I wouldn't tell him where we were going or what we were doing until we were in the car on our way there.
Ace was taking his afternoon nap in preparation to go to his Aunt Sissy's and play and spend the night =)
I took a shower and started complaining that I didn't know what to wear and that I have no clothes to wear and that my hair and makeup weren't cooperating as planned. (I'll clue you in on a secret.. it was all an act lol)
I told Muscles that I was running behind schedule and asked if he would take Ace to Aunt Sissy's without me and by the time he got back I should be ready to go (he he hee). So he gets Ace ready and they leave. As soon as he shuts to door, I drop my robe, throw on the clothes I had picked out days prior (lol) let my hair down and ran around the house strategically placing my clues. Then I used the car key I had taken off his key chain and stole his car. I made a few stops along the way purchasing a few things.. ((wink wink))
Then went to the secret destination and waited with one of these..
I'll tell the rest of the story with pictures..
Taped to the garage door was the first clue..
Close Up
[["Now I lay me down to bed.
Where at night you rest your head.
(On your side is where I hide)."]]
(The next clue was under the covers on his pillow)
Close Up
[["Here dishes go once unclean.
Into the big & white shiny thing.
((Hidden there is the next clue to be seen.))"]]
(The next clue was in the dishwasher)
[["Scrub a dub dub..
..a place for hanky & panky..
Your next clue is where..
..a person becomes un-skanky!"]]
(The next clue was written on the shower wall with Ace's bath crayons)
[["Down the steps 1,2,3..
Near the grass is where I'll be!!
(It's not too hard.. check the backyard)"]]
(The next clue was out back by the porch)
[["Panties, skivies, boxers & thongs
In this drawer is where I belong"]]
(The next clue was in our underwear drawer)
[["You play with me, no not your meat.
But grab a controller before you take a seat."]]
(The next clue was hidden under the playstation controllers)
[["To be sweet and neat.
You lift me to tinkle so you don't sprinkle."]]
(The next clue was taped under the toilet seat)
[["You've come this far! Not much more to go!
Your next clue will be somewhere down below"]]
(The next clue was downstairs in the basement somewhere)
[[I left helpful hints along the way]]
(Please don't mind the messy state of the basement, it is under construction!)
[[More clues]]
[["So close.. yet so far.
Maybe by the bar?"]]
(Clue taped to the bar)
[["For food & sports this is the spot!
But tonight it's where things get HOT!"
(Picture of a buffalo with wings)
"Now get dressed and meet me there =)
..I'll be waiting there for you!"]]
So I left in a hurry and went and waited at the bar at Buffalo Wild Wings for him. I had our overnight bags packed.. some new toys, camera, redi whip, condoms, lingerie, and phone chargers (cause lets be practical! haha)
While on the ride there, I'm not gonna lie, I left like a secret agent! haha Feeling all sneaky and such!
I also decided to "up the ante" with this little move..
[[yes, I live dangerously & take pictures while driving]]
Then once I was sure he had found all the clues and was on his way I text him "You don't know me, I don't know you. If you play your cards right, we'll see where it goes tonight."
So in he walks, spots an attractive fair-game chicky at the bar, sits down and starts throwing his game. (And to be honest, if I were single I would have fallen for him all over again!) He told me he's just in town for a short while, as he was a pilot and professional motocross rider. I told him I was stripping to pay my way through college. We really hit it off! haha
We had a few drinks, ate some wings, played a few games, watched "Dear John", and then headed to a hotel for the night ;)
[[Elevator pic]]
To say we had an amazing Valentine's Day celebration would be an understatement!! =)
And now for a math equation..
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=
aka
A DAMN good time!!
♥
